Bessey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Test Movie]

I'm not going to lie to you

This is probably the best flash I've ever seen. I don't know why you don't work for Newgrounds or something, you are so good.

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COCK JOKE

[The Story of Tom Fulp]

Awesome!

Great colouring style, almost pixel art :S really liked it, and is it just me or does the narrator sound like Robbie Rotten xD

[Randomosity: Defined]

If you don't like random shit don't watch it

IT WAS FUNNY, if you don't do random don't watch it.

Also, if you fix the audio this gets 10/10, blary shit then quiet anthems are NO GOOD.

zedd56 responds:

HELLZ YES. If you dont do random, DONT FUCKIN WATCH THE VIDEO.

ITS LABELED RANDOMOSITY DEFINED FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
assholes. watching a movie from a genre you dont like then calling it a bad vid. Retards. I luv u bessey :D

[TeamWobble 4: Hell]

Woot!

I love random stuff like this but the room itself looked a bit crumby (the couch and walls) characters looked awesome though!

Also get a better microphone :D

CrazyChristian responds:

Tell that to Wobble

[The Truth of wii damage]

Very funny!

Lol I've been saying this for ages! Anyway, I thought it was nice accept you could have put a little more effort into the guy waving his Wiimote at the start, or make it look like he is really trying to win so the joke is funnier.

By the way when you choose "play again" the music in the background doesn't stop.

TheGingerNinja responds:

yer i forgot to stop it lol

[Bills Adventures EPS 0]

Rating?

I dare say this deserves a higher maturity rating. "Elmo's suckin'me off!" lol

I didn't like the voices but the plot was great :D

[Retriver 1]

The Loading Screen Text

...is fucked up! Lol thats not proper English o.O It should say

"When an item is stonlen, whether it is owned by the police, or the criminals... There will be one who will take it back!"

:)

Also he says "His corpose hasn't been seen". It should be corpse, not corpose.

Oh, and, a severed arm isn't exactly suitable for all ages! This should be 13+.

I felt you used to much grey in most of the scenes, especially the indoors ones, there were moments when it looked great (when the robber guy had a silhoette and a white light on his back, and others where it was a let down :(

[SALTAY BALLS]

Is it just me...

or is this just the salty balls song with a tray of salty balls?

crap.

orangepele responds:

thank you o' kind sure

[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

Love you Dim

Haha you rock Dim and the gang :P MAKE DECLINE 4!!! :(